Friday, April 29, 2011

My Birth Certificate

Well, I figured I would get this out of the way before anyone thought I was an IRA agent who was really born in Ireland or an Irish Canadian secretly plotting to become president of the United States then have Canada assume power over all US territories.

And, don’t you worry. I will publish all my report cards, my Boston College transcript, my Wheelock College transcript, and just about every record I have.

I think it’s very sad how no president (to my recollection) has had to do this. And even after Obama published his birth certificate, the questions continued. I understand the guy you voted for didn't win, but get over it.

As expected, The Daily Show did a masterful job covering all of the idiotic still-not-convinced “reporters” who were pointing out what they thought were mistakes in the certificate. And I won’t even go into the whole Donald Trump thing – he’s not worth my words.

Is anyone else publishing their birth certificate, or just me and the prez?

By the way, the first thing I did after I was born was pee on Dr. Kirkendall.


  1. Glad you cleared that up!

    Add your library card to the list.

  2. Oh yeah, that will make it on the blog!